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Jun. 7th, 2004

01:47 am - Conspicious

Combination of suspicious ("Arousing suspicion; questionable") and conspicuous ("Easy to notice; obvious").


This happens to me a lot when I get ripped and then have to go do something in public.

May. 24th, 2004

01:11 am - conundrum

inspired by:

[Jay] should I write a tutorial?
[me] we've been over this.
[Jay] don't want to ruin my monopoly though
[me] true.
[me] it's a conundrum.
[Jay] fine, you call it what you like, but it's still eating pussy

conundrum: to orgasm

as used in:
[Jay] I just give
[Jay] I'M A GIVER DAMNIT
[Jay] I give conundrums

May. 23rd, 2004

12:25 am - Drawing the Fro

said by kellyvee, inspired by Sarah C's artwork

It's like jumping the shark, but it's when you decide you don't want to bang someone anymore.

"Yeah...I deleted his number. I know where I can get it, but it's just not worth it, I've decided to draw the fro."

Current Music: ripped out my heart - sifl and olly

May. 10th, 2004

07:14 am - stolen

"Why don't you write a country song about it?"

useage: akin to "cry me a river", to be saoid to someone telling a stupid sad story...especially if they look like Kenny Rogers

Current Mood: contentcontent
Current Music: Ani DiFranco - Fire Door

May. 9th, 2004

08:26 pm - Both stolen

Happenstance

definition: a chance circumstance, but would be even more fun to use incorrectly

"I knew he'd be at work, so when I called he answered by happenstance."

...and I'm hangin out...

context: Used after making an offensive comment and confirming you 'went there'.

example: "Oh I went there...and I'm hangin out. Napping in a hammock, drinkin lemonade, setting up jarts, put the hoop down."

May. 4th, 2004

11:39 am - The what nothing

When somebody doesn't hear what you just said, asks you to clarify by saying "what?" to which you immediately snap back "Nothing!" and proceed to look side to side suspiciously.

ME: I've never really liked coffee.
BYRON: What?
ME: Nothing!

The trick is to do it quick enough so there is no pause between his "what?" and your "nothing!"

Apr. 21st, 2004

09:57 am - when people are boring, and I want to be environmental

"In the time it took you to tell me that, five trees were cut down."

My friend once told me that he'd had a five gorilla day, since he'd been up for over an hour and "...every 15 minutes, poachers kill a silverback."

Current Music: steve miller

Apr. 20th, 2004

07:21 am - stolen from the Dad on "My So-Called Life"

To be used in place of "That's the name of my new band," or "Album/Single Title" or "The title of my new autobiography," when deemed funnier and more appropriate:

"That's my indian name."

Example: "I tip my hat to testicles. Which is my indian name, by the way...'Tips Hat To Testes.'

Current Music: Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn

Apr. 13th, 2004

02:15 pm

coined by dafreak999

from now on, when I get a call past 12am (1am on weekends, yo) I'm just going to answer the phone:

"This call best be about booty."

***
coined by kelly

for when I'm skipping work to go sleep with a black guy:

"I'm calling in dark."

Current Mood: excitedexcited

Apr. 7th, 2004

09:44 am - more things I say...by: me

At any time I see fit when someone tells me something, "Stop yelling at me."

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