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Nov. 15th, 2007

04:09 pm - jesshelga owns

"sobbing shower of cliche"


Nov. 17th, 2005

02:56 am - By Bill

Instead of "phoning it in," "ass-raping it in."

"I'm not just ass-raping it in here."

Because everything sounds better with anal rape.

01:58 am - (loverboy's in the UK right now)

[01:57] kellygr33n: (i forget its tomorrow to you :)
[01:57] kellygr33n: what's tomorrow like?!
[01:57] kellygr33n: im talking to the FUTURE
[01:58] kellygr33n: hello, my future boyfriend.

May. 11th, 2005

12:27 pm

yannlet: The wages of sin are still better than minimum wage.

Feb. 1st, 2005

12:27 am - single entendre!!

Watching previews for some tearjerker, I turned to Adam and noted, "This movie should just be called, 'Heatrstrings.'"

In keeping with that theme, I've hijacked another one word phrase from Adam where someone gets ranty, I'll just note smarmystylez, "Soapbox."

Current Mood: amusedamused

Jan. 27th, 2005

12:13 pm - for when someone is so ugly, or so hated:

"Just thinking about her makes me want to have an abortion."

Aug. 20th, 2004

09:27 am - this is what happens when you mishear what mitchell says

phrase: "i could dance with that."

usage: after someone says something you agree with. "i concur."

"dude, that pie looks delicious."
"yeah, i could dance with that."

Aug. 18th, 2004

01:45 pm - you need a good wing man

phrase : "the walking maybe"

usage : when you see a really hot chick with her unattractive friend.

"wow, she's a definite, but her friend is a no way. together they're a walking maybe."

Jul. 27th, 2004

10:42 am - from Pretentious Kenny

used: when someone has been served, or otherwise spoken out of turn


Current Mood: amusedamused

Jul. 19th, 2004

03:49 pm - oh brad, of all your roles, I'd marry this one most

from 12 Monkeys:

"Your information tray is jammed, man!"

Current Mood: blahblah

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